This is a work-in-progress list of all Fortunes generated by Terran Fortune Cookie items.
- A photon is both particle and wave. Power and beauty are each other, in sentience instead of spacetime.
- Believe that your Empire is your self. This subtle madness empowers you.
- Beware a free press. Truth is the sovereign responsibility of the Emperor.
- Beware democracy. Order is unstable. Freedom is entropy.
- Beware empathy. Analyze the emotions of others, do not indulge in them.
- Beware mass education. Lies are not half as powerful as the absence of truth.
- Beware morality. Conspiracy of convenience can build a usurper from the echoes of conscience.
- Conspiracy of convenience animates consistencies in human cognition. It gives them power.
- Comfort is a prison. Incarcerate wisely.
- Democracy sees an Emperor in every person. Surely this is madness...
- Embrace mental harmony and physical confrontation. Soldiers act boldly and speak reluctantly.
- Embrace the Empire's truth to protect yourself from the relevance of freedom.
- Even false hope can sustain a spirit. In this way can hunger be abolished.
- Force is the only true freedom.
- Good and evil are the whimperings of conscience under the boot of victory.
- Glory in your Emperor's triumph. The greater the glory, the greater the chemical bliss.
- Harmony requires homogeny. Fear difference.
- Hate those unlike yourself except your Emperor. It is just that the Emperor is unlike you.
- History is a rising road.
- History is not written by the victors, it is written by historians. Subjugate academia.
- Humanity's purpose is to conquer and be ruled, a species of soldiers for the idea of Empire.
- Humans who believe their own truth are enemies. Truth is the sovereign responsibility of the Emperor.
- It is sweet and honorable to die for your country. All citizens live on in their Empire.
- Mirrors poison the vain with false perspective.
- Probability is a spatial dimension. It is the lateral axis of time.
- Religion creates AI Emperors like shadow-puppets.
- Secrets kept are weapons wasted.
- The avalanche has already begun. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
- The Emperor is the Empire as the mind is the person. A broken mind dooms the body.
- The Emperor's mind must insatiably grow and change. Subjects are rigid, context is for kings.
- The glory of the Terran Empire is the ambition of conquest is the right to rule is the pyre of freedom. Accept without reservation.
- That lethal power is consistently beautiful reveals a fundamental truth of reality.
- The process of science, honestly carried out, is the greatest power in the universe.
- The Terran Empire shines from the prism of human will. Alien will must break.
- Those born with nothing are ground into the gears of Empire.
- To the machinery of the mind, fear outweighs truth.
- Truth is the sovereign responsibility of the Emperor. An Emperor who fears truth is an abomination.
- You live in interesting times.
- Weak minds deserve contempt and destruction... through usage and glory.