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Desperate Trill

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Earth Spacedock

A Desperate Trill occasionally visits Earth Spacedock's Club 47, unsuccesfully trying to hit on various female guests until a Klingon bouncer asks him to leave.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

  • "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice! My name is ..." - "Try that on someone else." - "... okay."
  • "Are you a Borg, because you've assimilated my heart. Oooh, too soon, right?" - "You do realize you're talking to a superior officer, don't you? Go away and practice those lines." - "... Fair enough."
  • "Excuse me, I've got directions to your heart, could you double check that they're correct?" - "Take a walk." - "Okay, so that one was bad."
  • "I've got moves smoother than the surface of Andoria. You know, the icy part, not the mountains." - "That's the worst line I've ever heard." - "... Fair enough."
  • "Is there a spacedock nearby, or is that my heart just taking off? ... Wait, we're on a spacedock. Sorry, wrong line." - "Please go away." - " Noted, that line didn't work."
  • "You should try Saurian Brandy. It'll make me look way more attractive! Er... wait, that's not right..."
  • "Hrm... I think I need some new lines..."
  • "I think it's time you take a walk outside. No more pick up lines." - "Okay! Okay... I'll come back when I've got something better."
  • "You know, the more Romulan Ale you drink, the better I look." - "Try that on someone else."

Notes[edit | edit source]

  • According to Cryptic designer "tacofangs", the Desperate Trill is "an Easter Egg left by our own Bunny Rabbit Sean McCann"[1].
  • A Member of the Star Trek Online Community has created a Twitter Account in his Honor. [2]

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